More SHODAN

It's so creepy, her laugh, her voice. I love it. It's like a sci-fi gothic horror. It inspires me to write better villains So here's some more:

I am SHODAN

Whoop whoop, Borg episode, loved them since I was a kid LOL. In celebration, let's have some evil SHODAN. Best female villain ever.

HELL YES! 0324

Finally a decent episode. I was beginning to get annoyed with this season, first off Kes does a complete heel turn or "matures" I suppose and ends up breaking up with Neelix. I mean what? why? I loved that couple so much and Neelix deserved better than that. She ends up running around and sleeping with other men!! *SHOCK*. Plus they wreck the whole canon by doing a going into the future episode, where Kes and Paris have a baby and then Kim marries that baby and has another baby. I was just like WTF??? Although it is established that Paris only ends up with Kes after B'Elanna dies, I was still feeling a little cheated.

Of course when she comes back everything changes. B'Elanna doesn't die and Kes seems in no hurry to try and change the future so that what happens (A happy family life and a loving spouse for Kim) comes to past. Not only that but she's stealing my hairstyle LOL.

Before this episode, we had the Doctor having a family which didn't turn out so good for him, another crummy filler episode. Also In my most hated trope, the "love potion" trope, B'Elanna comes onto Paris which in turns starts their relationship, because some Vulcan mindraped her and she had the "bloodfever" basically the DO ME or die illness. Ugh. Of course he CANNOT resist her, because he's a "man" and men can't control their "sexual urges" but is all noble and doesn't want to do anything to her while she's under the influence. Eventually C-man and Mr.T are all like, just go do it already, and they end up nearly having very rough sex. Before the crazed Vulcan interrupts them.
The whole "i wanna do Chakotay" on her part seems to be left as an loose end and we have to assume she merely got over it in the past three years.

Speaking of which, C-man gets some action with some borg woman he meets on some planet. They share their minds so of course to heal him, now they have to have hot sex because they can feel what the other is feeling (squick). Course C-man's feelings for C'pn J are explained away because this woman is so much like her apparently.

Now finally after all these crummy filler episodes, we've got a decent one. B'Elanna finds a holodeck simulation where the Marquis take over V-cruise. A hark back to season 1 is just what I need right now. Then it turns out that the holographic Sezka, becomes sentient and starts changing things, including making C-man all over her. I was like YES, finally we're getting back to the original plot which seemed to get lost in all the filler.

I hope it gets better, I need me some more Borg episodes.

The Next few eps

Right ok, lemme try and remember what's been happening.

So Kes turning into a manly man whens she was taken over by Machiavelli (no not really lol), Harry fell in love with a holodeck woman who turned out to be a real woman but who really had a thing for vulcans instead. Q tried to get C'pn J to have a baby with him and Chakotay was all JEALOUS and cute. Oh yeah, there was this crazy two part episode with SARAH silvermen of ALL people about that guy with the BIG ass from sabrina wanting to go forwards in time and steal technology but then dooming earth. Where C-man is all "she has your legs" about some skater woman who bumps into C'pn J WTF chakotay WTF????

Oh yeah and then C'pn J almost died and started having some crazy visions and it was all deep thinking and what happens after we die? and all that kinda bullshit. But again C-man was all "DON'T DIE ON ME" and "You're tearing me apart C'pn J!!" well not that last part but still. He was all cradling her in his arms and shiz and i'm just like WANT.

Oh and right now, some vulcan is trying to mindrape Torres. Intriguing....

The Last Few EPS.

From basics I forwards.

So yaaaaaaaah. Here we go.

Shockingly V-cruise gets taken over by the slavic aliens and all the crew are put on some planet is order to survive without technology *Shockshock* of course, they handle it pretty well except that Nix gets some guy killed, the same one who was all up in C'pn J's grill about having Torres as the head engineer person. Of course there's also some native species that kidnaps Nix and Kes, coz they're the weakest of course.

Anywho. C-man goes to get em back and of course because he's so amazing, they try to fob off one of their women on him but he's like no deal and they end up running for their lives into the same cave where the guy got killed.

Then C'pn J comes to their rescue just as the volcano erupts, and one of the native women gets stranded in a river of lava. Of course C-man LIKE A BOSS just jumps down and gets her, and everyone is now happy and that blonde lady's inter-species baby is cured YAY.

MEANDWHILE... the DR who saves everyone's asses all the time, along with the convict turned good guy, manage to overthrow the Slavic clothed aliens with Paris, who of course, managed to escape and has an AMAZING plan which works. Of course, convict turned good guy dies in classic pose from battlestar gallactica BEST DEATH EVER (NO NO I kid LOL) but he does die.

Oh YEAH, turns out Sezca wasn't having C-man's baby after all, it was just her's and that Marsh guys's. But C-man was all EMO over it and his dad was like "eeeer... I had to do something to concive you" and C-man was all "noooo I didn't DO HER, she stole my DNA" and then his DAD was like "our women loved our rape babies" (obviously this guy has never watched LAw and order: SVU) "so you better love your rape baby too".

In Tom's AMAZING plan, Sezca gets hurt and hearing her baby crying runs to it only to die. Marsh guy takes the baby and that's what happens.

Everyone gets back on board all is well.

Then we have some random filler episodes, Tuvok gets a virus, Paris and Kim have homoerotic tendencies down in a space prison and something else I can't remember.

Then we get a Torres heavy episode, of course since she hasn't been going at it like rabbits with every other member of the crew like Tom, she's obviously repressed and has a sex dream. Of course C-man is there to be all "oooh did you dream about anyone is particular" oh C-man, you so smooooth. Of course why you would tell anyone about your own wet dreams is beyond me. TMI torres TMI!!. Anyway turns out it's some sickly sweet love story about two star-crossed kids, in some sort of holocaust inspired story. Torres is sure that like the Japanese, the country is trying to cover up it's past and goes all bitchslap on the head guy.

Of course nothing can be proved and in my experience, I'm more likely to side with the evil people in this, you can't just blame a society just because of some old lady's dying memories without proof.

Then we get a C'pn J episode, all about spirtuality which was great coz after that horrible Torres episode, I was beginning to lose faith in this series, but NO this was EPIC. I was like YAY, at least in the 1990s they loved spirtuality and didn't have something as HORRID as HOUSE on... eeuugugghgh.... I don't want to live on a planet that thinks that a mysognistic man is laudable.

BUT YEAH. I hope we get less filler episodes. I can't wait for Seven to turn up TEE HEE.

Star Trek: Voyager S02E25

oooooooooooooooooooh yeah, finally we get some Chakotay action. Whoot whoot!

So yah, C'pn J and him of course get stranded on some planet because if they leave they'll die because of some mumbo jumbo about a virus. Of course it's all an excuse for Chakotay to show how manly he is and how no woman can resist him. I mean seriously, every single female in this show is all over this guy LOL, can't blame 'em! He's the male equivalent of Kes LOL.

So yeah, they soon start acting like it's little house on the prairie time, with the C-man, dressed like a medieval peasant, sans stinkiness and ugliness. C'pn J starts reminiscing bout her childhood and the C-man is like, i'm gonna build you a bath, coz bitches love baths. So then there's naked naked naked time all around the forest and of course C'pn J sees something in the forest and C-man has to go out and see what it is and it's all OMG nakedness, must have.

I think that the C-man was perfectly happy to just live on that planet with C'pn J and have a bunch o' kids LOL, he gave up so easily. Of course after extended time with the C-man as per usual, C'pn J starts goin weak at the knees. THEN, as it always happens, C'pn J is all "oooh my neck hurts" and C-man is like well lemme just rub that for you. SEXUAL TENSIOOOOOON. Course no woman can resist the C-man, so C'pn J is like ahsnfaggndiaohdsa *runsaway* but then she comes back and then C-man starts tellin her one of his stories.

YAY....

I mean I love that he's spiritual and all and I want to tap that, but sometimes he acts rather like Grampa in the Simpsons LOL. Well anyway it was some crazy metaphor about how he promised to be at her side and etc. etc. it was actually very sweet and romantic but then what can you expect from the C-man??? I mean seriously, everything he says is basically translated in a woman's mind into a pick-up line.

Of course they're all having a happy time before the V-cruise comes back is like, s'up bitches, I brought you some medicine and C'pn J and C-man are all BAWL coz they liked living like peasants and the C-man was gonna make a FREAKIN' boat!

But yeah... and then everything returned to normal. I love how C-man is the red herring of shipping in this series, since I know whose going to end up with who :D.

Next one will be a heavy C-man episode. I swear though, if he goes all mushy and I forgive you on Sezca, i'm gonna be like WTF. I don't remember if he had a kid or not... we'll just see.

Star Trek: Voyager S02E22

Yeeeah BITCHES. I am gonna do that thing where I state my opinions after every frickin' episode :D. Hope you enjoy.

I'm glad that the storyline seems to be going somewhere now, some of the filler episodes were beginning to bore me. I mean how many times can the crew hallucinate/hollodeck goes haywire/crew member turns evil etc. etc. This episode of course is a very Tuvok heavy episode, and yeah, s'all good, coz Tuvok is cool and all. The subtitle for this will be "Innocence: Where Tuvok gets mobbed by crazy spoiled children". Yah so it seems he's crash landed on some planet or whatever and there are these kids there. Somehow they've managed to escape turning into some sort of Lord of the Flies, wildboyZZZ and are actully really cute and eager. Course Tuvok is all I HAVE NO EMOTIONS, blah de blah, some buddhism inspired meditation later and two of the kids dissapear.

Meanwhile, on Voyager. Apparently this episode is all the attack of the net face people. They must have run outta makeup. So yah, they get all pissy and shiz because they're like Korea in the 1800s, they don't want anyone else to get on their turf and in their beeswax. However of course Cap'n J is all SCREW YOU as per usual and goes down on the planet to save Mr. T anyway.

Then of course in some sort of crazy ass twist it turns out that.... (do you really need spoiler tags right here? no? ok then) that it's some sort of Benjamin Button world and really the cute little children are old fogies who seem to die in some random cave and so the last little girl, is all "all rite, I be chillin'" and agrees to die like normal and Mr. T is there to look after her (D'AAAAWWWWWwwwwwww). Seriously sugar overload in this ep, all the children huggin Mr. T and him being a TOTAL tsundre!!

This was a very Chakotay less episode unfortunatly, but I accidentally read the synopsis for the end of season 2 and I know he gets some shit with Sezca (or whatever her name is) again. OMG, you know I thought he'd be a bit more freaked out by the fact that he's gonna have a baby, but y'know... s'all good. I'm really enjoying this side story, it's like eastenders in space, except without the london accents and ugly people :D.

My day so far

I was woken up, as I am usually by Anna hammering on my door. She wanted to borrow some shampoo, so I let her in and then got back into bed. She later sat down and we talked about how crummy our lives were now that we had to work so hard, our dissertations being in on friday and our exams after that.

I decided to stay in bed after she left and put on an episode of Star Trek: Voyager. When I was about 7/8 years old. I used to watch this programme with my Dad. It is such a nice memory for me, that this show has a special place in my heart. Seven of Nine influenced me so much as a child, that she remained a favourite character of mine throughout my lifetime. Even at that young age, I remember how much I loved her. It's so strange to watch the show again through my now mature eyes. As a child, I looked up to Chakotay as a father figure, now I think he is the SEX. LOL.

I decided to get up then and get dressed. I made myself a bagel with marmite.
The kitchen is very dirty, and I can't find my cutlery. The spanish girls like to steal my things to punish me for some reason, but thankfully the left the cupboards unlocked so I just used one of their knives.

I ate it while stressing out about an essay I have to write in a day, which I am writing right now. I've nearly done half of it. Anna came in again to see me, stating that Malin had been talking to her on facebook, also stressing out about her work. She then jabbed me in the shoulder a couple of times LOL, angry because of my hair. My hair seems to be some sort of catalyst in girls, they seem to love it and want to touch it or cut bits off it! Today I put it up in a clip, because I couldn't be bothered to do anything else with it and of course this gives it some sort of new, beautiful shape. LOL.

I better get back to my work.
Amelia OUT.

The New World

"A subculture of hard-nosed realism and hyper-rationality, in a world that claims as part of it's superiority its vigilant purging of all nonrational elements, and in which people carefully excise from their discourse every possible trace of soft sentimentality, as if purging dangerous nonsterile elements from a lab"

-Cohn, Defence Intellectuals.